Literary Liaisons, Wily Wordplay

Wily Wordplay- Cheesy Pickup Lines

Hey everybody! With the world being such a serious place right now I thought it would be fun to take a break from the depressing and have a bit of a laugh. How you may ask? Why with cheesy pickup lines of course. So here is a list of some of my favorite one-liners to try out on that certain guy or gal who has caught your eye. (Disclaimer: None of these lines have been known to work. Ever.)

  1. I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
  2. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
  3. How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).
  4. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name
  5. Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?…Why?] Because I need your name and number.
  6. Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
  7. I heard you’re good at algebra – Could you replace my X without asking Y?
  8. I lost my number, can I have yours?
  9. How do you feel about going halves on a bastard?
  10. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

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