Hey everybody! With the world being such a serious place right now I thought it would be fun to take a break from the depressing and have a bit of a laugh. How you may ask? Why with cheesy pickup lines of course. So here is a list of some of my favorite one-liners to try out on that certain guy or gal who has caught your eye. (Disclaimer: None of these lines have been known to work. Ever.)
- I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
- I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
- How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).
- There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name
- Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?…Why?] Because I need your name and number.
- Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
- I heard you’re good at algebra – Could you replace my X without asking Y?
- I lost my number, can I have yours?
- How do you feel about going halves on a bastard?
- Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.